Daughter's Marriages
A mother had three daughters and on their weddings, she tells each one of them to write back about their marriage life.
The first one gets married. The second day the letter arrives wif a single message....simply ''MAXWELL COFFEE HOUSE.'' Mother got confused and finally noticed in a Maxwell, and it says ''SATISFACTION TO THE LAST DROP...'' So mother is happy.
Then the second gets married.Only after aweek was there a message that reads ''ROTHMANS'' so mother looks into the Rothmans ad and it says ''LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE'.'' and mother is happy.
Then it was the third's one wedding, mother was anxious. Only after 4 weeks came the message, ''BRITISH AIRWAYS'' and mother looks into the BA ad, but this time she fainted. The ad reads. ''TWO TIMES A DAY, FOUR TIMES A WEEK, BOTH WAYS.''
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Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see wats in the refrigerator and go to bed. Married women see wats in bed and go to the refrigerator.
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How do women define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook /they eat, we clean/ they dirt, we iron/ they wrinkle.
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